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Posted by zdrak
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2/27/2003
11:37:48

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Subject: OTB game #5

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Yet another game from our regional league, hot from the press! This time due to lack of time the game will be given w/o comments ... ok, one comment ... a good one ...

White: Y. Urodin (2062)
Black: Yours Truly (1961)
1. c4 e5
2. Nc3 Nf6
3. d3 g6
4. Nf3 d6
5. g3 Bg7
6. Bg2 Nc6
7. O-O O-O
8. Bd2 h6
9. h3 Be6
10. a3 a5
11. Rb1 Qd7
12. Kh2 Ne7
13. b4 axb4
14. axb4 Kh7
15. Qc2 Nh5
16. Ng1 c6
17. b5 f5
18. bxc6 bxc6
19. Rb6 Qc7
20. Rfb1 Rfb8
21. Qb2 Rxb6
22. Qxb6 Qxb6
23. Rxb6 Bd7
24. Rb7 Nf6

As he was thinking about his 25th move, a sudden disaster occured to me: I started thinking. No, not about the game - I started thinking about my opponent. To be more exact, about my opponent's name. And then it hit me! "OH MY GOD!!" - I thought to myself - "If his name is Urodin, his wife's name must be ... OH MY GOD!! Poor woman ..."

By the way, if you didn't get any of this, it's probably because you don't know Russian. Seek the advice of a Russian-speaking person to explain.

Obviosly, after such a mind-blowing thought, I could not concentrate on the game anymore at all! All I had in my head was "Poor woman!". Lucky for me, the game didn't last too long!

25. f4 Nc8
26. fxe5 dxe5
27. Nf3 Nd6
1/2 - 1/2

I offered a draw and he accepted. I was quite happy to draw with black, against a strong player, especially given my mental state ... I escaped the table as soon as possible, without a post-mortem, and without waiting for my teammates to finish their games.


Posted by tovmauzer
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2/27/2003
12:18:58

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Zdrak

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That was funny:))

Posted by t0ned0g
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2/27/2003
17:39:01

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hmmmm....

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Anyone want to explain this for us American folk?

Posted by kingbuster
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2/28/2003
03:16:28

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yeah

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russian-speakers are also hard to come by where I live (australia). I'd love to know what it means though! :)

Posted by loreta
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2/28/2003
04:14:09

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Nicks

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Urodin -
then wife's name Urodina
That means 'very ugly woman'





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